Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Sexual Impurity Test

The Longing Innocent
You have 26% Impurity, 17% Experience, 41% Fantasies, and 9% Freakyness!

You have probably done some stuff but you're just beginning to explore
your sexuality. Don't worry, there'll be plenty of people who'll help
you fulfill your fantasies.



My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 48% on Impurity
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You scored higher than 32% on Experience
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You scored higher than 69% on Fantasies
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You scored higher than 41% on Freakyness
Link: The GIGANTIC Sexual Impurity Test written by KaffeLars on Ok Cupid

I am Amun

Amun
Indeed, you are 83% erudite, 91% sensual, 37% martial, and 58% saturnine.
Amun
was a mysterious God indeed. His very name basically means "what is
hidden", "what is not seen", "what cannot be seen", and though even his
form was said to be “unknown”, he was depicted as a man with the head
of a uraeus (cobra), or a man seated on a throne and holding in one
hand the sceptre, and in the other the ankh.


All secrets aside, what we do know is that Amun was the Egyptian King of the Gods, not unlike his counterparts Zeus (Greek mythology) and Odin (Norse mythology). With his ruling might over the Gods, Amun soon became associated with the Pharaohs.


Being responsible for the creation of the world, it is not surprising
that he was also the God of fertility, reproduction, and sexual power,
and thus also the God of agriculture. With the combined powers of
regeneration and royalty, Amun became linked to the sun and the great
God Ra, becoming known as Amun-Ra, which pretty much consolidated his status as Supreme God.


In spite of Amun's political ascension, he also enjoyed popularity
among the common people of Egypt, who came to call him the vizier of
the poor, the protector of the weak, and an upholder of justice.




My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 76% on erudite
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You scored higher than 93% on sensual
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You scored higher than 4% on martial
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You scored higher than 54% on saturnine
Link: The Mythological God Test written by Nitsuki on Ok Cupid

Sunday, April 17, 2005

The 4-Variable IQ Test

Your brain: 180% interpersonal, 60% visual, 160% verbal, and 0% mathematical!
Congratulations on being 400% smart! Actually, on my test, everyone is. The above score breaks down what kind of thinking you most enjoy
doing. A score above 100% means you use that kind of thinking more than
average, and a score below 100% means you use it less. It says nothing
about how good you are at any one, just how interested you are in each, relatively. A substantial difference in scores between two people means, conclusively, that they are different kinds of thinkers.




Matching Summary: Each of us has different tastes. Still, I offer the following advice, which I think is obvious:


  1. Don't date someone if your interpersonal percentages differ by more than 80%.
  2. Don't be friends with someone if your verbal percentages differ by more than 100%.
  3. Don't have sex with someone if their math percentage is over 200%.




My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 99% on interpersonal
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You scored higher than 79% on visual
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You scored higher than 97% on verbal
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You scored higher than 0% on mathematical
Link: The 4-Variable IQ Test written by chriscoyne on Ok Cupid

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

My Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic





Your Dominant Intelligence is Linguistic Intelligence



You are excellent with words and language. You explain yourself well.
An elegant speaker, you can converse well with anyone on the fly.
You are also good at remembering information and convicing someone of your point of view.
A master of creative phrasing and unique words, you enjoy expanding your vocabulary.

You would make a fantastic poet, journalist, writer, teacher, lawyer, politician, or translator.


Friday, April 01, 2005

The Amazing Meganame Generator



Krister Bradford Andrew Rollins's Aliases



Your movie star name: Pretzels William

Your fashion designer name is Krister Budapest

Your socialite name is Kritter New York

Your fly girl / guy name is K Rol

Your detective name is Otter Unity

Your barfly name is Peanut Killians

Your soap opera name is Bradford Andrew King

Your rock star name is Starbursts Comet

Your star wars name is Krimax Rolsca

Your punk rock band name is The Ennui Voltimeter